This track isn't anti-American, it's anti-American ignorance.

Lyrics

Kevin comes in a truck
Jared don't give a fuck
When Ricky comes, he comes full on

Peter pumps his gun
Peyton loves the sun
With UV's on his insides

Burl won't stand for this
Amber waves of piss
Terrified, ignorance is bliss

Bacon double-fear
Let's drink all the beer
My team will dominate yours

So many men of the house
Which one's the alpha-spouse?
Crush the other husbands